“I know what you’re thinking. “Angry Black Captain.” It ain’t nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well, guess what, motherfuckers. I’m black. And I worked my ass off to be the Captain! And sometimes I get angry. So suck a dick!”

imsodonewithjustinbieber:

kanye hit it first

kidrauhler:

“Life, he realized, was much like a song. In the beginning there is a mystery, in the end there is confirmation, but it’s in the middle where all the emotion resides to make the whole thing worthwhile.” 
― Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song

I melt hearts like water;

jetqlanes:

collapsing under your own gravity and absorbing and destroying everything around you because you’re such a special star :))

somebodytoloves:

whichjosephine:

girls just wanna have fun(ds for university)

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris