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  • me: i have a crush
  • friend: suck their dick


You know what I like about you, Joe? You’re curious.



  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-


weedjoke420:

i like to chew gum cause it adds to my bitchy aesthetic



imsosickofjustinbieber:

You’re a fan of Justin Bieber? Name three of his criminal offenses



ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic



8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds



  • coming out the womb: yas bitch you are giving me LIFE
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