suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone



assgod:

a disney movie where the prince eats ass



“My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.”

— My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)



rabioheab:

can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine



weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing



Title: All Too Well
Artist: Taylor Swift
Played: 7717 times

taylor-swift-acoustic-live:

Live in Tokyo - June 1, 2014.

"I tend to write a lot of songs about the past. It’s been pointed out to me there is something that I don’t really write a lot of songs what’s happening right now or what will happen in the future. I tend to write a lot of songs about what used to happen or what isn’t happening any more or how I wished things had gone or what I’ve learned now that things didn’t go the way I wanted them to. So I thought about that recently, why do I do that, cause you shouldn’t live in the past. But I think the reasons why I right a lot of songs about the past it’s because I think sometimes you try to find a lesson in something and maybe that will help you forget the things you remember all too well."




“I ruined it before you could.”

— (six word story)

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