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sweetlasers:

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

but heres beyonce

and blue their baby

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tyleroakley:

I just… I just love people on the Internet.

wut

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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Anonymous

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HI

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HI!!! HAHA

2 hours ago

Anonymous

So, I'm a model and an actress, but I'm 14. I look much older than my age (about 18 or 19), so older guys are always hitting on me and then being turned off when I tell them my age. What is the appropriate way to keep them still interested or should I lie and say I am older or what is a way to avoid the question? URGENT please I have a semi-famous musician hitting on me and I can feel the

So you have a semi-famous musician hitting on you, how cool.

3 hours ago